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Hello Hobart

With Cradle Mountain conquered, we set off for our next destination – the capital city of Tasmania, Hobart, a mere 243 clicks away.

There where multiple route options of similar length, so we opted to take the one that took us past the “Great Lake”. Indeed, it was a pretty big lake and the road (gravel at points) took us around it.

GreatLake

After we put the lake behind us, we stopped in a town called Bothell for lunch.  Bothell is home to Australia’s oldest golf course (1822!) and Lonely Planet stated that “worthy eating options are thin on the ground” – but we managed to find a lovely cafe that had fresh pies (of the meat variety) for lunch.  Yum! Sufficiently full, we continued on to Hobart and arrived around 3pm.  After checking into the hotel, we explored the CBD area and found some burgers for dinner.  Still sufficiently wiped out from our hike the previous day, we settled into the hotel room for a few beers and some BBL cricket.

The next morning (Christmas eve) – we headed down to the docks to board the ferry that takes you to MONA – the Museum of Old and New Art.  The ferry was well appointed with a cafe and many different seating options.  Being the mature adult I am, I immediately headed for the sheep.

Whoa
Easy there fella

We settled in for short 30 minute ride to the museum.   Or is it a Bond villain’s lair?

I fully expected Odd Job or Jaws to meet us at the pier
I fully expected Odd Job or Jaws to meet us at the pier

Sticking to its villain lair reputation, you enter the museum and immediately head down 4 stories on a spiral staircase to start your tour.  The museum lived up to its name having both old and new art.  I can’t say I know much about art, but I found most things in the museum interesting.  There was a big exhibit by Gilbert & George, which we saw first.

Art1

We toured around and took everything in.  I particularly liked the chubby Porsche.

Art2

It took a few hours to wind our way back to the surface.  We saw a bit of “normal” art and heaps of “not-so-normal” art – for instance a machine that has scheduled feedings and poopings.  Once we were done, we jumped on the ferry to head back to Hobart.

Escaping unscathed
Escaping unscathed

That evening (after doing some legwork to figure out what would be open) – we headed out for a nice steak dinner in Salamanca Place – a neighborhood in Hobart famous for its Saturday market.  After dinner, we set out to find the Christmas tree we had read about in the paper.  The locals were upset that $35,000 was spent on this:

ChristmasTree

I felt more like I should be “airing my grievances” and participating in “feats of strength” near this group of Festivus poles arranged carefully into a tree.  I tend to agree with the citizens of Hobart that this is a debacle of a Christmas tree.  We grabbed a few good beers at a bar nearby and drank outside enjoying the last of the day’s light at 9pm.

Christmas morning we decided to head up to Mt Wellington, which overlooks Hobart.  There were quite a few others with the same idea, but still plenty of room for us.

We drove to the top of this mountain
We drove to the top of this mountain

Great views were abundant and we took them all in, along with a strong breeze.

Hobart from above
Hobart from above

It was a cracker of a day, with a top of 35 Celsius (do the math if you want to know 9/5C + 32 = F).  So, we headed to the beach and even went all the way into the fairly frigid water.  No sharks or crocodiles were seen.

Beach

After enjoying the sun an water for a bit, we headed back to the hotel.  Then we found a wonderful Indian restaurant for Christmas dinner.

A cool change swept through on Christmas night and we awoke on Boxing Day to a rainy 18C day.  We had another drive in front of us so we had made a pact to do the Hobart parkrun in the morning – a free, timed 5K.  It was rainy and miserable, but it made us get out and run on a day we were otherwise destined (by weather and our drive) to do very little activity.

Nice day for a run
Nice day for a run

After a nice warm shower, we packed up the Yaris and pointed it north towards St Helens.

Golf Trip – Oz Style

I missed my annual golf outing to North Carolina this spring since I moved to Australia.  I decided to try and replicate it here in Australia.  Luckily, one of my basketball teammates was game for the extravaganza.  I quickly found a serious difference here in Australia:

Snakes!
Snakes!

So, searching for your ball in the rough had the added adventure of being a death-defying task (all snakes in Victoria are venomous).  Luckily, we only saw one snake, a brown snake – but it was enormous and terrifying to think about even from a distance.  I implemented a “snake stomp” whenever I was in the rough – making as much noise as possible – as most snakes in Victoria will not attack unless surprised.  The golf carts had notes on what to do if bitten.  First piece of advice – stay calm.  Yeah right.

Another big difference – flies.  Australia has a lot of flies.  Flies make concentrating on putts and other shots extra challenging.  No one ever tells you about flies in Australia.

The courses we played (The Dunes, RACV Cape Schank, Moonah Links, St Andrews Beach) are all very highly rated in Australia and were fun and challenging courses.  It is pretty much peak season at these courses and following a trend I’ve noticed about Australia – they weren’t very crowded.  It was blissful.  There were great ocean views:

view

We even saw a few Kangaroos!

All of this was just about an hour south of Melbourne on the Mornington Peninsula.  We stayed in a nice townhouse across the street from the beach.

A tradition on the golf trip to Pinehurst, North Carolina is the drinking of 40s of King Cobra Malt Liquor – 2 per night.  That costs about $4/person.  Sadly, Australia hasn’t really embraced the wonderfulness that is malt liquor in a ginormous bottle.  Due to the metric system, I had to convert ounces into milliliters.  So, we went with 3 750ml Coopers Sparkling Ales .  Unfortunately, as you may have heard, beer is expensive here – and it cost $18/person.  But, they still make good art at the end of the trip!

bottles